pie-in-london

a pie made or travelling to london, frequently on trains or buses for obscure reasons. Usually a snack for people with glasses.

Look at that pie-in-london! Someone must have deserted it. Maybe I wont eat it, it doesnt look nice

by plack_uk March 23, 2005

London Piper

When preforming oral sex on a male, one will grab the penis with one hand once the male has ejaculated and blow as much of the semen as one can back into the penis through the hole, and the proceed to stick the penis into her vagina. Once that is done she will proceed to urinate all over the penis, and then get up and suck all of the semen and urine she can off of the penis.

Dude, I gave your mum the best London Piper ever last nighty!

by Akaban June 13, 2015

Hairy London

A Hairy London is when a male cums on a females upper lip and then plucks his pubic hair and places it on her upper lip.

When I get home I'm going to give my girlfriend a Hairy London to get her back for that golden shower!

by SarahandJulian May 27, 2009

London Hug

A champion hug given by a guy that gives the best hugs you know. Usually not your boyfriend.

Chick 1: Did you hug that guy over there? He gives such London Hugs!
Chick 2: Really?! Excuse me, I'm going to go over there and get one.

or

Dude to Champion Hugger: No homo man, but that was such a London Hug.

by pikachulovesespeon October 09, 2011

London Silly Nannies

According to Family Guy, the worst American Football team in Europe.

"We're selling your contract, and the only team that'll buy it is the worst team in the league, the London Silly Nannies."

by CheyenneTheBrave July 24, 2012

London lay low

Long haired Faggot band who enjoys playing circle jerk. normally the loser has all the other band members drizzle there cum on his face as he says Big Green! Give me more!
basically they love any kind of dick. long short stuby chuby hairy scabby circumsized uncircumsized shaved white or black limp or hard. doesnt matter

Example

Mike roberts was defeated by his own band london lay low @ a game of circle jerk so ryan littlejohn drizzled his cum on mikes mouth an chest.

by Daytonian September 14, 2009

East London Kiss

When one head-butts a person, with the intention of breaking their nose.

"Man, I sent that guy to the hospital."

"What did you do?"

"He was askin' for it, so I gave him the old East London Kiss."

by Yankees Guru August 02, 2009