knocked up

Non-offensive slang for becoming pregnant with child to a petty criminal.

Oh shit, Kat that irritating cam girl from the .rars has gone and gotten knocked up again, the fucking lame arse threads shes going to post now.

by persay October 24, 2005

knock it down

To have sex with a girl, usually with the tone of a non-romantic sexual conquest or desire fulfillment.

Mark: You want to be with Emme?
Mike: Hell, no. But that body is banging. I'd knock it down.
Mark: Yup, too true, bro.

by chris_c_n June 10, 2012

knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

in karate we like to knock on wood!

by kazoomafoo June 5, 2005

Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.

That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.

by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013

Knock off

An item that is made to look like the original product. But lacks in every aspect. the quality is bad, looks tacky and it’s usually very cheap.

I hate knock offs.

by Littlemermaid99121 November 24, 2017

Knocking Bird

When one flashes the bird a few times or more in sequence, almost as if they are asking you to come there(but with the middle finger instead of index). This means that the individual wants to engage in a relationship/ or better yet just a quick two pump jump. More than likely the latter of the two... especially if done by a blonde.
CAUTION🙅 ♀️🙅 ♂️

This slightly attractive trick is sure to throw you off for a minute or two. And is becoming increasingly common among Gold Diggers. Specifically the breed of gold diggers who love Jeeps, and of course.. we already know all of them love boats. Keep safe out there my fellow wake boarders and beach bums!!!

Damn ol son! That milf right there just gave me the knocking bird while her man wasn’t looking... I figure since he’s already got a boat I should be good to go in for the catch. “Sounds like good logic bro, I would take the bate! She’s smoking!”

Okay watch the ski! I’ll make it snappy!! Then back on the water we go!!!

by Champagne Pappy June 11, 2019

No Knock Warrant

When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.

“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”

“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”

“Oooh boy…”

by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022