Dick Kitchen

Person who is being a dick.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.

Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.

Dude, you're such a dick kitchen! Keep your mouth shut.

by MurrayMLK May 30, 2008

wallpapering the kitchen

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

by Vutton February 27, 2004

Anal Soup Kitchen

When an ass is chock-full of jizzum from countless homeless dudes.

Jon: Wow. My ass is really sore this morning.

Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.

by DeAnn Guthrie December 19, 2012

kitchen

place in a home where MEN belongs

MEN like, an Esteban, make sandwiches in the kitchen

by thatnigguh November 27, 2010

Kitchen

Woman spelled backwards

Guy 1: Hey man, did you know woman spelled backwards is kitchen?
Guy 2: Dude I never noticed! That's hilarious!
Woman 1: No it is not! Woman spelled backwards is Namow

by Weedledick April 7, 2011

Kitcher

The epitome of awesomeness, he/she is always at the top of the social ladder and is never seen with the scum of society.

Hey, Kitcher, I wanna be popular just like you!

by C. Nile. D'Mencha March 27, 2012

Kitchen

it means you have nappy hair in the way back right above yo, neck.

Damn you gotta a kitchen back there time 4 a perm!!

by Taylor November 25, 2003