A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
Get the Kansas Steamermug. by DubstepHero777 October 27, 2022
Get the What in the Kansas is thismug. When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.
John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"
Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"
Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"
by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024
Get the Kansas Kebabmug. by no name man May 18, 2022
Get the Kansas Krimson Krabsmug. Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
by AJ Locke April 18, 2018
Get the Kansas City virginmug. When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed
by Kansas kids February 11, 2020
Get the Kansas flash bangmug. The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.
I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.
by Midwes$t March 6, 2020
Get the Kansas Krusadermug.