jonas brothers

hotness and perfection in the form of three terrific, very deserving, amazing boys. <3

wow! those JONAS BROTHERS are amazingly GORGEOUS! and any other form of awesomeness towards them

by Elizabeth Jonas March 9, 2008

Jonas brothers

Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.

Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.

Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.

Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.

Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"

Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*

by Anon 64 September 12, 2009

Winking Jona

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!

Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!

by samxmonster May 20, 2016

jojo jonas

A word that is used to describe the stupidity of swag.

"That douche's such a Jojo Jonas!"

by Clearly a unicorn November 30, 2013

JONAS KJØLESKAP

Famous person from the nidar factory, he is also known to be a wannabe roadman. to quote him exactly "kis, wow tobias si søster va peng shø!" Can only be used by people from the city trondheim

kis wow jonas kjøleskap is my number one idol shø

by RALPH LAURENSE March 7, 2022

jonas brothers

some of the nicest people on the face of planet earth! great at singing and extremely hot.

the Jonas brothers had a GLOW UP.

by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 21, 2019

Jonas Olšauskas

The best guy ever that is a very good friend and accepts what type of person you are.

Hey Jonas Olšauskas. Thank you for being the best friend ever.

by Lolly boy March 29, 2019