jennifer lopez

An overrated washed-up limp voiced "artist" who really isn't good at anything except dancing. her clothes are cheap and tacky, her perfumes smell like the cheap stuff you can get at any drugstore, her acting is barely average, plus she tries to act black but really only looks like a trendy fool.

So why exactly is she famous? her huge wide ass which makes her look like shes wearing depends and/or has a limp on her back which might be in at the moment because it's something new, but still is a lame reason to make her a multi-millionaire.
She's so two years ago, next!
by GypsyBarbie June 12, 2005
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jennifer nettles

someone who might of had an affair with Jon Bon Jovi
Jennifer Nettles might have had sexual intercoarse with jon bon jovi without his wife knowing.
by m.e.p February 08, 2008
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Jennifer Lopez

1. A person who has no talent. 2. Someone who is full of herself 3. Someone who, unfortunately, became famous because of her role in "Selena." Let's face it, that movie made her. Note: The real Selena was a beloved Mexican singer and, unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez became famous by association. Also, when "Selena" originally came out, many Mexicans and Selena fans were outraged that Lopez, a puerto rican, was picked for the role. (Puerto Ricans and Mexicans hate each other). 4. A sell-out. For playing the role of a Mexican.
I can't believe they picked that puerto rican ho, Jennifer Lopez, over all those Mexican actresses for thee role of Selena! If you're a sell-out, you're a Jennifer Lopez.
by realmom1 May 28, 2010
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Jennifer Lopez

noun-
1)a soiled whore
2)a piece of shit
3)Eric Cartman's hand

verb-
acting like a spoiled whore

adjective-
spoiled whorish
noun-
1) She being a Jennifer Lopez.
2)Aw man! Look at all this Jennifer Lopez on my finger
3)TACO FLAVORED KISSES

verb-
Stopping Jennifer Lopezing me...

adjective-
STOP ACTING JENNIFER LOPEZ!
by David Winokur May 16, 2005
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Jennifer Lopez

Creator of google images she created google images using the iconic green versace dress that donatella made
Did you know Jennifer Lopez Is the creator of google images so if you hate JLO stop using google image you crusty cunt.
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jennifer moonglow

A woman or girl who is by nature romantic or given to fantasy
My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.
by Sparkina1967 May 30, 2016
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jennifer and shanell

2 crazy niggayehss who are madly in love with eachother and no one can come between.. most people wish to have a friendship like jennifer and shanell. Jennifer and shanell are so close that a new word for friend ship is "jennifer and shanell"
person: wow i wish i had a jennifer and shanell
by trigga wigga April 18, 2011
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