Jake Wilson

The scariest motherfucker in Queensland

Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here

by Tweed Ass Bitch May 30, 2018

Jake Forward

Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.

"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"

by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018

Jake Paul's Disease

If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!

Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!

by Why the fuck are you reading? November 9, 2018

Jake’d

Borrowing something with no intention of giving it back.

Damn it, he jake’d my cigarette.

by CartmanBOB November 10, 2018

Jake Paul

Cancer

“Hey man do u have jake paul?”

“What?

“Jake Paul, cancer, DU”

by 69luke November 30, 2018

jake mcquade

Jake is a very different type of person. he is very sneaky and tends to watch people when they don't expect it. he is very loyal to his friends. his smile warms up the room and everyone loves to spend time with Jake. he is very athletic and girls crawl all over him, on top of that he has a great body, its a perfect match!! he is very intelligent and smells amazing. its a myth that jake mcquades pee ginger ale!! usually found with ginger hair, and a sexy smile, jake mcquade is the person to be!

girl: oh my god is that jake mcquade
girl 2: yes, he is beautiful
girl: im in love

by aruther burfeild January 25, 2019

Jake Toth

A jumbo nigga with a good block of weed and some cocane

Give me the goods jake toth

by Daber104 March 11, 2019