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Jan

A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.
by Jewsian Ancestry September 26, 2022
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gosse jan

A guy with a little dick and no humor.
by cookiekiller20 April 18, 2017
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Jan

Is a unisex name. Jans are very rare gems. They have so much to offer to everyone they come in contact with. More often than not they usually pass up great opportunities because their insecurities always get the best of them. They’re great people to keep around as they’re loyal, caring and hardworking individuals. They give the best hugs which makes up for their lame jokes and offer a great shoulder to lean on during hard times. If you ever meet a Jan don’t pass them up!
Damn Jan
by Mrgiggles772 March 17, 2020
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Jan Di

a fucking bitch that started the cock fight btw F4 in Boys Over Flowers
Jan Di: I love Gu Jun Pyo
Ji-hu: You're a fucking bitch for leading me on.
by suck_my_d33 September 5, 2025
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Jan..vr

Jan..vr is a vr content creator who posts gorilla tag and a little bit of recroom and some horror games. He mostly gets likes on his videos because he screams his head off.
Jan..vr is the best
by Hello123389 April 28, 2022
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Jan

People who ride motorcycles like an idiot and somehow never crash.
*Motorcycle passes by really fast*
Friend: Holy shit thats a Jan
by woogatti123 September 15, 2023
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jan panty

An elderly dutch man who fucks children inside of a burgerking. He likes panty's
I am going to the rietstraat 110 to visit jan panty
by gerben is a simp January 10, 2023
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