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Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus
"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."
by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014
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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants
Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!
by moomoobee March 24, 2017
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Grape Water

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.
“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”
by canyonmoonotb December 27, 2020
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frozen grapes

“Aye, yu want some frozen grapes in a lil bit meeco?” - Stewart

Fuck ya lemme get some of those brutha”
by Smalltits05 June 30, 2018
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grape milk

grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween
person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.
by Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh February 2, 2021
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squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle
by Squiglebob May 10, 2016
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