by Dnakfbalf May 27, 2018
The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.
Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"
Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."
Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."
by Barry and Wallace. December 30, 2009
What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.
So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?
by wseandobbins December 20, 2010
Small hexagonal hole in a metal patio table in which small items such as silverware or buttons can fit through.
by Brackets18 November 13, 2019
A late 19th century English tradition to hang a taxidermied quail on one's Christmas tree for good luck. It begun with King Edward VII and him gifting a quail ornament to his wife, Alexandra of Denmark, on Christmas in 1863 and him telling her that it would bring them a son. Sure enough, in January of 1864, they had their eldest son, Albert Victor. Unfortunately, he died in 1892, and Edward VII banned Christmas Quails from England. But Frederic Austin, the composer of "The 12 Days of Christmas," made sure that the tradition lived on in secret after he was forced by the king to change the lyrics of his song from "...and a quail on the Christmas tree" to "...and a partridge in a pear tree." Christmas Quail ornaments still continue to bring their owners' good luck today, as the custom still continues in many households around the world.
Kimberley hung a Christmas Quail on her tree because her favorite neice gifted her one for good luck.
by giuseppe123 November 05, 2023
guy: bro ima Christmas creme with my girlfriend tonight
guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with
guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with
by cloud likes lots of crossiants December 16, 2021
This sure is an Eiffel Christmas!
by Eiffel the dog November 28, 2021