It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.
by yoko ono March 28, 2019
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morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"
by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014
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Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.
I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.
by Msmote June 12, 2020
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morning rope

when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.
george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.
by beevisandbutthead December 08, 2009
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mythical morning

a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.
i wish for a mythical morning.
by whatgum July 14, 2012
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Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.
by jsabo November 23, 2009
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amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.
I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.
by CAPTIAN HERO January 08, 2008
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