for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.
hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog
by 1o1chris September 02, 2014
The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.
The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.
by Nireves October 23, 2018
A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.
"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."
"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."
by Mr Yellovich September 06, 2014
A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.
If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
by NashtyBoy February 06, 2011
by yo-yo im the cool kid May 07, 2018
The sensibilities most humans in a society should display when in contact with other humans. A play on the phrase 'sense of humor'.
by A Whale's Fajita March 31, 2011
When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 14, 2019