howard

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents

Last night I pulled a Howard after the game

Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp

by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019

rat howard

rat howard is a rat

rat howard

by airplane_vroom April 6, 2022

Howard

The name of the duck that stood between the alien invasion and Earyh.

Aliens- That's all they got is it? A duck named Howard, a geek, and a weirdo, they're fucked! We will unleash a part of hell and all of darkness on them by making a movie about this.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

John Howard

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.

Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.

by Among us nft April 20, 2022

howard kim

There is no definition. He can not be defined.

Dude #1: Dude why did you make a urban dictionary definition for me?
Dude #2: I just felt like it.
Dude #1: Wow you just pulled a howard kim.

by mrtunaguy December 14, 2013

Howard Griffin

The guy that bangs and finger blast everyone’s mom’s and MILF’s, and has a big slong.

Yo did you see Howard griffin coming out of toms house.

by The king dunker February 16, 2022

Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.

person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.

by acxi January 25, 2019