one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016

Palmela Handerson

The name of the hand you jerk off with

I am talking to Palmela Handerson

by Noah spradlin 21 June 10, 2018

Bof handed

When you do things with both your hands.(also known to sane people as ambidextrous)

Kayla is bof handed, she caught the balls with bof her hands.

by NobodyMcNobody June 18, 2018

Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

by Robdawggy August 31, 2018

Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).

-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.

by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

Haitian Handkerchief

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth and nose, and then her partner blows their nose.

I was going down on my girl while I had severe allergies. She suggested a Haitian Handkerchief for efficiency.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019