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Holly Handjob

When your wife or significant other grabs your arm in a swinging motion and makes you stroke yourself off.
My wife grabbed my arm and made me give myself a Holly Handjob!
by Hurricane Timmy July 9, 2024
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Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.
by Dan5 April 25, 2025
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Dirty Handjob

When a girl wipes her dripping cooter unto her hand and uses her pussy juices for a lubricated handjob. The snail trail remains on the hands to enhance the experience.
Man fuck soaking Gabe was telling me about the dirty handjob that the mormon gave him.
by Dirtydaventheboyz May 2, 2025
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Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing
"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"
by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025
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Taiwanese Handjob Technique

A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.
That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025
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Roundabout handjob

When the creep who lives next door tries to give you a sex dream hence jerking you off on a roundabout way whilst you’re sleeping.
That bitch next door gave me a roundabout handjob.
by Pdiddle diddle April 2, 2024
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Frankenstein Handjob

A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.
Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
by Vietkong12309 May 7, 2024
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