Hoodie

The most useful thing on earth

Person 1:Do you have a coat I can borrow ?
Person 2:Why would you want a coat when I have a hoodie?

by TheHoodieGod August 17, 2017

Hoodie

Something you wear

You give your fake ass bitch your hoodie because she’s cold

by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019

hoodie

A sweatshirt with a hood, mostly warm.

( Martha and Nora are both wearing hoodies)
Martha: " You look so funny in that hoodie! ( @ Nora) "
Katie: " Hahahahahahahahahaha! "
Nora: " Excuse me, I am not a mirror, Martha. "
( Martha walks away with Katie, mad. )

by TweezerCAT5221 October 30, 2018

Hoodie

The most comfortable piece of clothing you will ever wear in your life.

Sam:This shirt is uncomfortable

Jessie:That’s why hoodies are invented. Here take mine
Sam:your right this is sooo comfy

by Gotta Go Fast January 25, 2020

hoodie

something a guy can give to a girl to make her the happiest girl alive.

guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: *takes off hoodie and hands it to you*
i think you would look better in that than me :)
girl: omg i love you :)))))

by aamoser February 09, 2019

HOODIE

Hoodie day for your gf/bf

Gf- GIVE ME UR HOODIE NOW
Bf- why…
Gf- ITS NOVEMBER 3

by Jailaa November 02, 2021

Hoodie

Hoodie is a character first introduced in MarbleHornets, he is a forgotten character as most people focus on Masky or Toby (a.k.a. Ticci Toby). Which I think is not fair by the way..! Anyways...he is a BADASS character that deserves WAY more credit than given.

Me: *looks at Hoodie and waves*
Hoodie: *blushes out of embarrassment under the mask and waves back shyly*
Me: *chuckles softly*
Hoodie: *in his mind: I'm glad i have a mask, I must look so red right now..!*

by Emma Rogers :) April 02, 2018