greased jesus

Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.

"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."

"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"

by ayam_lyresh June 18, 2009

Greasy McFatass

1. A person who consumes too much food than what they really need.
2. An idiot that gets on your nerve.

1. Gawsh! You're such a Greasy McFatass.

2. Dude dont be such a Greasy McFatass.

by Paulette May 3, 2006

greasy chimney

A sexual maneuver in which the woman (or man) sits with the legs extended straigt up into the air and the man below, thrusting his penis in and out of the asshole.

Jacob had a great time last night giving his girlfriend a greasy chimney.

by !THOR! June 17, 2006

greasehog

When a guy skeets on a girl, and then chases her around a room.

Betty sure ran fast while she was doing the greasehog with George.

by Hofonda July 11, 2007

greased off

to give someone a funny look because they've done something totally gay or you hate/dislike them

she just totally greased me off, that b****

i just greased off that chick, i hate her so much (no one would ever say that though)

by no one you'll ever know June 9, 2008

chick grease

The body fluids that accumulate in a womans vagina during stimulation, which lubricates a mans penis during intercourse.

"My dick is a little squeaky, it could use some chick grease".

by Jenn E May 28, 2007

Nut Grease

The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.

OMG Thats like the terminator of nut grease! it keeps coming back!

by David Love June 23, 2008