Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

Goober Snoop

Another way to say goober, silly goose, or dorkus.

You're such a goober snoop Lillie.

by JaclynRae October 18, 2019

Goober

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

Mike hunt is such a goober.

by Gucci goober October 31, 2019

goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.

“Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”

by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021

goober

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.

Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!

"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."

What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.

by AbleA October 5, 2021

Goofy Goober

Someone who is squishy, yellow, short, a moron, and has holes more than 2, take a chance ;)

Buford: Now that is a real Goofy Goober.
Guy: Look at how many holes..

by passionate arson September 25, 2021