Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Stunt Girlfriend

A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.

This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.

We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..

by LogofileMBA November 30, 2022

full time girlfriend

Being together with your girlfriend for a long time and making it known to everyone.

"I went from living with my parents to having my own condo and having my own business, making my own schedule, having money, dating women, finally having a full time girlfriend who I wanna be with..."

by dicke eier January 10, 2016

Nick Davis' girlfriend

Hilarious, and will let anyone she is really in love with (Nick Davis) hit her with a truck. She can be very confusing and is a stupid whore.

Wow look at Nick Davis' girlfriend, she is such a bitch.

by brookyum March 2, 2020

Ana as a Girlfriend

Ana is the sweet type of girl that will chear you up right in the morning. She will always be asking questions such as "How are you feeling?", "Do you need anything?", "You know I love you right?". She will send you lots and lots of playlist that reminds her of you and she will tag you in every possible meme. She's also very quiet and she will get shy around you sometimes.

She's also the girl that will wake you up at 4am to f*ck her senseless and rough cuz she a mad devil in bed and she likes when things get very nasty.
She's the kind of girl that will love you till the end of times with all her heart.

Bae: *does absolutly nothing*
Ana as a girlfriend: OMG YOU ARE SO CUTE. You know I love you right? So so much my love

by 1043 July 12, 2020

Demmy’s girlfriend

A hostage in the basement

“I have a hostage in the basement” “so you have a Girlfriend like demmy’s girlfriend)”

by A Snek August 10, 2020

National kiss your girlfriend day

January 13th kiss your girlfriend at school

Kiss your girlfriend on January 13th at school even if its in front of your or her friends and it can be your first one too, National kiss your girlfriend day

by National kiss your girlfriend January 12, 2021