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Glossy taco

When a girls pussy is wet before fucking... or glossy taco meaning glossy topcoat as simply nailogical would say...not a hater...
Guy: so u wanna have sex
Girl: sure
Guy: *pulls off thong
Guy: what the fuck! a glossy taco
Guy: have u been jerking off at my boner?
Girl: what the hell is a glossy taco
Guy: when ur wet before we fuck
Girl: get out of my house!
by is ur muffin buttered? June 17, 2019
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Glossy Taco

A term for a glossy top coat on nail polish created by simplynailogical (💿The holo queen! 💿👑)
Now let’s put a glossy taco on that shit!
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A “glossy taco” is what us Holosexuals (A.K.A viewers of Simply Nailogical) pronounceglossy top coat
As an example:
Now we’re gonna add, a nice thick coat of glossy taco!
by A Person Of Knowledge August 19, 2019
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Glossy Taco

A term used by the YouTubed SimplyNailogical to describe a glossy nail top coat
“Let’s just add a quick coat of glossy taco to seal this in.”
by BeanBabe18 October 20, 2019
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In what Cristine calls glossy taco it can be translated to glossy top coat

Simplynailogical is the olny person I think has ever said glossy taco on youtube
We gonna add a nice thicc coat of glossy taco
by Holosexual2020 May 7, 2020
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Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
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Girl: Check out my glossy taco it looks so good
Guy: lmao
Girl: I'm talking about my nails you fucking idiot
by StinkyDuRag April 6, 2022
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