by Sara jane June 5, 2014
Get the freckle fruitmug. by DevinCorral March 21, 2016
Get the Fruit bugmug. by Chocochipmonkee October 3, 2008
Get the fruit nutmug. *ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.
by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017
Get the Fruit cakemug. Exploding underwear, mainly used by the Yemini faction of Al-Qaeda. Fashionably modeled by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab on Christmas Day, 2009, in a botched attempt to blow up a plane over Detroit.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: I'm here to pick up my uniform.
Al-Qaeda quartermaster: Ok here is your robe, your AK-47, and your Fruit of the Booms.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: ummm, ooooooh k.
Al-Qaeda quartermaster: Ok here is your robe, your AK-47, and your Fruit of the Booms.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: ummm, ooooooh k.
by The Cheetahdude January 10, 2010
Get the Fruit of the BOOMSmug. by Deeeeewayne January 18, 2012
Get the fruit by the bootmug. 