on top of the fridge

answer to any question that one

A:doesn't know the answer to

B:doesn't want to answer for the purpose of keeping the asker in the dark about information

C:wants to give a fake answer to for comedic purposes

(example for A)
teacher- "What's the exact population of Uzbekistan?"
student- "on top of the fridge

(example for b)
kid- "hey yo ma what am i gettin fo christmas?"
ma-"on top of the fridge"

(example for c)
Guy 1- "Hey dude when's the band meetin up to play the gig at the coffee shop?"
Guy2- "On top of the fridge."

by loginabox22 November 22, 2009

Fuck hard Friday

The one thread on the Facebook group Honest Travs Virtual Dive bar for singles where you can post your sexy selfie with the hope of getting laid. Creepy and extremely thirsty comments from females are not only acceptable, they are encouraged.

Karen: I posted a selfie on fuck hard friday and now I have 100 friend requests and a bunch of dick pics in my inbox

Beth: you should start an onlyfans

by Dripflair December 24, 2020

Fuck a Friend Friday

The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.

(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)

Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"

You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."

by FTWb1+cH December 17, 2011

ham on my fridge

A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.

Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.

Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit

Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.

by jewses christ December 3, 2009

friday night funkin

its friday night funkin

person : do you play friday night funkin

person 2 : yes

by KaedeISpie March 10, 2021

Friday Jr.

The day after Hump-day. AKA -Thursday. The day Friday in itself is a holiday celebrated by many people around the world on a weekly basis. Friday is also a state of mind and Friday Jr is an extension of the holiday and that state of mind.

Justin: "God I cant wait for this week to be over! The boss has been riding my balls all week and its only Wednesday!"

Mike: "Well at least tomorrow is Friday Jr.! The weekend is in sight!"

Justin: For shizz!

by Captain B.C. April 18, 2010

fridge suck

Term originated by bike mechanics, for the force of nature that causes small objects dropped in the vicinity of a refridgerator to be drawn underneath it, out of reach of human hands. Valuable items and irreplaceable mechanical parts are particularly prone to fridge suck.

Person #1: Can you hold on this vitally important bush while I grease up the flange? Don't drop it, it'll get caught in the fridge suck.

Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?

by greaseforbrains May 30, 2006