Forest Mix

v. The act of sticking a branch containing loose bark, berries, and leaves on it into your partners butt hole, then licking it out.

The fat man recieved a forest mix from the far too agressive Paris Hilton.

by Forest Man May 1, 2011

River Forest

A conservative town west of Oak Park, IL and north of Forest Park, IL. A place where people complain about the things that they don't have; when in reality they have a lot. A disgrace to all the good work that the Forest Park people have done to liven up their city. Also a disgrace to the name of Oak Park High School which has been corrupted since 1900 w/ River Forest attached to it.

I heard everyone in River Forest voted for George Bush last election. Yeah, it's too bad that they can't have their own school; instead they have to suck off the tit of Oak Park.

by FoPaSean March 30, 2007

frastard

Noun. 1. A creative combination of the terms fucker and bastard.

2.A term of endearment, but only in certain circumstances, i.e., not around the elderly, prudes, or the clergy. It's just not done.

1. That dude just stole my guitar! What a frastard!

2. You bought me Heineken for my birthday?! C'mere you frastard!

by subibassist June 4, 2007

Forest Child

Someone who doesn't look their age. Some usually don't even grow facial hair at all in their lives. It was inspired by the forest children in the Legend of Zelda who don't age at all. Many of them find it annoying that people say that they don't look their age but it pays off in the end when others are old and wrinkly and the forest children still look the same as they were 20 years ago.

Guy 1: Man, I had no idea you were 19. You look like you're 15.

Guy 2: It's okay. I'm a forest child. I live forever.

by Linkthechamion May 17, 2012

Forest fire

Noun. The term for outdoor sex with a redheaded person.

"I enjoyed a forest fire with my ginger boyfriend the other night."

by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014

Manistee Forest Reserve

The Manistee Forest Reserve is like the best place ever. Known for its beautiful miles of pine forest, tiny little rez towns, rivers, cliff diving, werewolf legends and us rezzies, the people who make Manistee a legend, thank you very much :-)

Nick: Hay let's drive this golf cart around the rez.
Jacob, Beth, Brook, me: Alrighti
Billy: Don't let the Manistee Forest Reserve police catch ya

by GirlFromTheREZ July 17, 2010

play in the forest

Smoking weed (or trees)

Yo, after class, we gotta go play in the forest

by crotchfester December 20, 2007