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Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down
i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks
by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009
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flushcards

Originally defined as making flash cards while taking a deuce. It has bee expanded to encompass all forms of studying while in the bathroom. Modern times make this go hand in hand with craptopping.
Man, I need to study for that exam this morning! Time to kill two birds with one stone and do some flushcards.
by mindless900x August 3, 2009
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used for addressing an audience.
... hey floish
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Flushman

A freshman in high school or college who gets swirly's on the regular.
"When the seniors are board, they find a new "flushman" to initiate."
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Strategy Flush

The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.
"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"

"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"
by Longbarrel May 27, 2009
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nerd-flushing

nerd-flushing is when you insert a cultural, social or scientific reference into a confirmation such that geeks, operating amongst the mundanes, feel obliged to acknowledge, thereby blowing their cover.
nerd-flushing usage: "She totally nerd-flushed me with that miniature giant space hamster reference."
by jb diGriz February 8, 2012
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Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.
Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.
by GarrettProxima July 13, 2012
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