flamebait

1) Flame bait is a message posted to a public Internet discussion group, such as a forum, newsgroup or mailing list, with the intent of provoking an angry response (a "flame") or argument over a topic the "troll" (original poster provoking angry response) often has no real interest in, and finds humour, or entertainment in reactions.

2) Flame bait can be a person unfamiliar with a certain discussion/topic on an internet discussion group, possibly saying things that would provoke an angry, teasing, or overall negative response.

1)KingR3aper: Starcraft II is going to suck. It is going to be the same thing as Starcraft I with new graphics. You're all losers.

(Here, KingR3aper, being the 'troll', is purposely provoking an angry or negative response from offended starcraft fans. Flame Baiting)

(offended fans)
STRCFTFAN1337: GO SCRWE URSELF STARCRAFT IS AWESOME U FAG
ILESSTHAN3BLZRD: GTFO YOUTUBE STARCRAFT IS BOSS
IMA13YROLDBOI: NO YOURS TUPID! U ONLY SAY THAT CUZ U SUCK AT THE GAME

2) Imanub123: Hey, I'm new to computers. I'm at a local library right now. My friend said that I have to clean out my computer, thats why it was so slow. So I opened my computer and scrubbed with soap and water, and now its not working. Does anyone know why?

Mrgudsenseofsmell: I smell Flamebait...o.o
KingR3aper: ....Dear god. Why are you even alive? Do you forget to breathe?
1337sauce: *facepalm* I've never heard something so frking stupid in my life.

by KingR3aper May 2, 2009

flaminger

1. A reference to a tongue twister gone wrong.
2. Noun, a substitute for any cuss word.
3. Chicken fingers dyed pink.

1. 'Four fingers found far from the flamingers'
2. 'Don't be such a flaminger, Lex.'
3. 'Man, this restaurant serves the best flamingers.'

by Sheena23 February 9, 2007

Flambay

Verb, (To be flambayed.) To be used when a person has seriously fucked up or has had something bad happen.

Person 1: Dude, that chick just slapped me

Person 2: You just got Flambayed

by Theo_the_sauraus May 5, 2009

Flaming Banana

You hire a little Asian hustler and gorge him on habanero peppers and laxatives. When he makes his run for the toilet, you grab him, bend him over and have sustained, aggressive, unprotected anal sex with him.

Originated in Montréal, Québec.

"Why is Todd curled up in a fetal position, grabbing his groin like that?"

"Last night he had a flaming banana."

"Ooooh. Why did he do that?"

by neuromonkey July 20, 2009

Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.

Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.

by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011

flame warrior

One who starts fights over the internet by delivering a flame or burn. A list of flame warriors is obtainable at:


winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html

On the flame warrior list, I rank under evil clown

(winternet.com/~mikelr/flame35.html)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Like a moth to a flame

When a dark or group of darkies engage in stereotypical behavior

Look at them all going to popeyes Like a moth to a flame

by Ninjeriffic September 14, 2023