Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.
by Bobbyhummpy March 5, 2013
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Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013
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This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
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