Dylan

Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.

Guy: That guy is a fag
Friend: Must be a Dylan

by Bobbyhummpy March 5, 2013

dylan

A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.

He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.

Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.

by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.

Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.

by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013

Dylan

Dylan Is A Absolute Faggot who is shy and insecure about himself

Dave: Who's That over there
Mark: Don't worry about him that's Dylan he's Insecure and lonely

by Richard_47 May 2, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is my huggable life size teddy bear and my rainbow who can make any day better. He's always there for me whenever I need him and tries to help me as best as he can. With him it's always laughter and smiles because just being with him can make everything seem right even if the day was gloomy. Words can't express how thankful I am to have him in my life, he's so adorable and cute in everything he does. However, he will deny his cuteness so here is some evidence: I find him irresistible when we cuddle, when he makes the puppy noises, when he doesn't speak english, when he sings, when he plays his guitar that helps me sleep, when we hold hands, when he stalls, and basically everything about him. And the way he cares and worries melts my heart because I never thought anyone would be as sweet as he is. Nothing compares to what I feel when we hug or when I just get lost in his bright eyes because he means the world to me. I might not know much about love but I do know that in my eyes he's everything I could ever wish for, he's all that I need to feel safe and happy. So Dylan just know that I love you very much and that no one will replace you in my heart or thoughts.💙🐻

Dylan I'm not adorable because you already beat me at that.

by OneLostStar May 19, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is a little bitch if you see him punch him in the face and tell him fuck you

"hey Dylan fuck you"

by windaroo December 12, 2017