Petri Dish

A place that is full of people with the possibility of infection of viruses or diseases via close contact via people or "gross" environments, humid and warm temperatures, and people who are not minding etiquette in spread of coughing, sneezing, washing hands, or touching food.

John, that party sucked last night! Everybody was sticking their hands in the food and being all sweaty around each other. What a petri dish.

by Bocker December 29, 2021

dish duke

When you defecate on top of someone’s dishes in their kitchen sink .

Yo I heard Brenda took a dish duke at Tia’s house last week .

by Headlocknoogie November 22, 2021

Dishes

Something nobody likes to do

" hey can you do the dishes for me?"
"Uggggghhh do I have to"

by weirdkidlol March 9, 2017

dish wad

Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.

Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."

by Yinjaei May 20, 2024

dish girl

A girl who has a watertight scratch collar affixed around her neck where dozens upon dozens of men ejaculate into the now breakfast dish. The very last participant will dump in some cereal into the semen soup and feed the dish girl her breakfast.

Jessica told me her #1 fantasy was to be a dish girl and cocoa puffs would be her cereal of choice.

by OneNastyMoFo October 16, 2015

"🍕🕳️" (deep dish pizza)

Basically just saying "Deep dish pizza" but only with emojis.
thats quite literally it

"i want "🍕🕳️" (deep dish pizza) ."

by snz_tachi January 3, 2024

depression dishes

When you finally get around to doing the dishes that's been piling up for months.

"Hey Tom! i finally got around to doing my depression dishes!"

by phalluslover00 January 13, 2024