someone that pays the up-lift for a 212 cellphone number so they can tell people they live in the Big Apple when they don't.
redneck chick to redneck- "why does your cellphone start with two wun two? Isn't you not from Alabama?
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!
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Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
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Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
Get the Quantum Dipshit mug.a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
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