Cumonmyshuffle

choosing to have sex with a person who's name is similiar or in the song which appears on your ipod or zune on shuffle mode.

So I cumonmyshuffled Jamie because I was listening to Aerosmith.

by crazyxpanda February 23, 2009

Cuban Economics

When here in the USA, the economy has deteriorated, incomes fallen dramatically behind European countries, starvation observed after the loss of non profit organization subsidies shortages, and queues are rife. When wages are halved or gone back to 1970 levels. When U.S. dollars per month on top of state-provided products and services such as a single bar of soap a month, some rice, "ground beef" that is more than 50 per cent soy is redefined by liberals as 100% pure. When paramount stimulus plan issues have been state salaries failing to meet personal needs under the state rationing system chronically plagued with shortages. When the variety and quantity of available rationed goods decline, when We The People and uSA citizens increasingly turn to the black market to obtain basic food, clothing, household, and health amenities. When the informal sector is characterized by what many americans call greed. Where corruption is common. Where preferential treatment exists for those who are members of the Communist/Socialist/Democrat Party or who hold positions of power within the NWO government. When access to transportation, work, housing, university education and better health care are a function of status within the government or the Communist Party. Where you are promised health care but are in fact rationed it when it is made "free".

The Dow is plummeting, AIG is being called on retention bonuses that everybody knew about for almost a year before President Obama signed it into law with knowledge of the exclusion clause, and this tax the rich scam is just another form of Cuban Economics.

by uzi_ March 17, 2009

Cuban Butt Pirate

One of any possible Hispanic origin that acts or looks gay in any way shape or form; one who allows himself to be called a douche without retaliating.

"Did you see how Alfonso was dressed?"

"Yeah, what a Cuban Butt Pirate."

"Dude, your such a douche."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Your such a raging Cuban Butt Pirate dude."

by Tom Egolf February 4, 2010

Cuban Cigar Humidor

The act of microwaving a turd at the local pool and then "lubing up" with the product

I lost my KY so I had to pull a cuban cigar humidor on Samantha

by babyistillloveyou March 17, 2009

cubing

Cubing is a strategy in a lil game know as warcraft3. its is where you build a shitload of defense and wait behind it until all the gold on the map is gone. during this time your heros will get hih levels bc other people who play this game are complete idiots. you have to be human be the archmage blizz can take out seige attacks. i am a badass. yea, suck it. n00bs

Yea that gah cubed then beat me at the very end of the game. What a wate of 2 hrs.

by VividKingOfEden January 21, 2005

Cubanize

to add someone/something of cuban descent or background to a conversation or group of friends

Cubanize-I added the coolest person ever, who just so happens to be Cuban to one of my skype chats.

by Cuban24 May 24, 2010

cuban boot

the sexual act of using your entire foot to penetrate your partner's anus and then proceed to extinguish a cigar on their asscheeks.

ive been shitting panckes ever since that hooker gave me a cuban boot.

by wee willy wombat December 14, 2010