cresting

Tickling your lover's gooch with a long feather, specifically an ostrich feather, but other feathers will do.

Sue loves it when Tom crests her; she likes the peacock feather the most.

A-cresting I will go, a-cresting I will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting I will go.

by reallygrey February 18, 2008

Casting Call

When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".

1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?

by Dan February 4, 2004

Animal Crossing

A tool used by paedophiles to groom young children

Ian Watkins loved Animal Crossing

by BettyCurtains April 19, 2018

Roasting like a dog

Felling excessively warm, as in a dog left in a car on a hot day.

Stuart: "It's quite warm in here isn't it, old boy?"
Lee: "You don't have to tell me that, I'm roasting like a dog!"

by Super Lexington October 7, 2004

cresting

the act of people across america using crest toothpaste to brush their teeth in public places

"dude, did you see amanda cresting in the gas station??"

by jkushington December 8, 2012

Roasting the pig

When a fat lady is set on a giant spinning wheel surrounded by naked men. Then the wheel is spun in any direction and when it stops the person it stops in front of gets head or penetration. They then cum and say "roasted the pig". The rotation keeps going till she is full.

FUCK BOOKS. WE SHOULD BE ROASTING THE PIG

I love it when i get roasted.

by Grass man123 October 25, 2009

cresting

Giving head while brushing the recipient's teeth. Used as a time saving device when running late for work.

We were cresting all morning

by Mcvaluemeal September 2, 2007