Crate

Used to describe the dimensions of a vagina, which is larger than a box.

"He really packed it into her crate! "
"She filled her crate before she went to prison."
"Man, I could almost fall into that crate!"

by PrudenceNooterHooter November 23, 2016

crafter

One who plays World of Warcraft. So far the nerdiest, most time-consuming, and life-stealing video game ever made.

Jack: "Did you know Fred plays World of Warcraft?!?"

John: "What a f***ing crafter!"

by Jedd41 January 27, 2009

crateur

1.A French word meaning to methodicaly lick the female vagaina with a moist tongue. Verb.
2.The moist lubrication a vagaina exerts when it becomes sexually aroused.This usually occurs when it has been crateured nicely.Noun.
Other forms include crateuring,crateured,and crateuration.

Once the soft blond vagaina of the beautiful Russian playmate had been crateured by the other womens soft, moist tongue, the two girls got on with their intimacy and began to lick each others round,warm breasts.

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Craft Whore

Someone who is addcited to crafting.

Melinda is always Crafting.

She is such a craft whore.

by little green dragonfly February 19, 2009

Craft Beer

Drink and lifestyle choice of hipsters and bicurious middle aged men (see also Pilsners).

I had to revoke Brando’s man card because he posted about how much he loves craft beer.

by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect

her ass was crafted by angels man!

by louster? December 10, 2009