Conalonathon

Cooking bacon for hours upon hours on a very low temperature, usually during hung over days, until bacon is crunchy yet soft...just beaut dog..

"after pracy we'll put on a Conalonathon"

"how about that braud last night showin her titties..then we tagged that shit..ohhh man im hung over lets throw on a Conalonathon"

by muckrashbrownhorn December 11, 2009

cornal

corny form of anal sex

i gave my brother great, wet, juicy, polite cornal last night.

by hamhoot March 5, 2004

ConAir

The guy blows his load in the girl's face and hair after head. Then, he proceeds to flip over and fart in her face, thus acting like a "blowdryer" and creating "wind" to dry her hair which is full of semen.

girl don't worry bout dryin your hair before dinner, we can pull over on the highway and use the conair on the way there.

by MaryBeth and Brooke March 26, 2007

Conan

Quite possibly one of the gayest sounding names, up there with Bruce and Julius, but almost invariably attached to the coolest people ever.
Cases in point: Arthur Conan Doyle, Conan O'brien, and of course, the legendary Conan "the barbarian" of Cimmeria.

Used as an adjective or noun to describe something as excessively cool or to describe a person who is in complete control of their comic functions at all times. Usually in conjunction with an other adjective.

Noun: Olde Tymey bikes are soooo CONAN!

Wow, what you just said was completely hilarious and off the cuff. You are so totally Conan!

adj: That was a totally Conan comment you just made.

by darius sunofovich January 5, 2005

Cognac

Slang for a woman with extraordinarily natural beauty.

I love you Cognac, you are soo beautiful!

by Dr. Spills June 2, 2009

Conall

Conall is a male who often ditches the boys for his girlfriend. His girlfriend is very self centred and does not like to hang around others when with Conall.

Sorry man I can’t hang anymore I gotta see my girlfriend

Come on man don’t pull a Conall

by K lol nibba July 26, 2019

Conan O'Brien

1. A tall, lanky, apparently hormonally challanged late-night television "comedian" virtually incapable of growing facial hair and with a piping, rather effeminate, squeak-frequency voice, which he uses to broadcast stunningly lame "jokes", being rewarded highly. 2. A lame joke. 3. An effete-like male earning a living off bad jokes.

Mr. O'Brien's a pain in the rear.
Hmmmm, i wonder what made this Conan idiot imagine that....

by DementedRonald October 14, 2004