cooter drip

the liquid that drips out of a set of beef curtains!

I was so excited, my cooter dripped with anticipation!!!

by THIK CHIK December 4, 2006

cooter shooter

the act of shooting someones cooter.

Carly gave Erin many cooter shooters.

by J-Dawg :) November 19, 2007

Cooter Biscuit

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014

Cooter Covers

A cover of fabric placed over the vagina to prevent vaginal burnig while tanning in an indoor tanning salon.

"If i get my cooter burnt, Ill have to go to the doctor! I need cooter covers!"

by Crapping Cooter Cover January 15, 2010

Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

by I The Imperial February 22, 2010

cooter ivy

poison ivy found on or around the vagina

After wiping with the unfamiliar leaf, I have cooter ivy!!

by quinta November 19, 2010

cooter canal

insertion point for a pork sword.

I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.

That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008