chili con carne

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

by chilibillie November 18, 2009

match dot con

lying to make a person believe that you have alot in common to secure a hook up.

Dude, she is so not your type, you have nothing in common,
I know but she is so hot i pulled a match dot con so i could tap that ass

by gravy_baby June 24, 2010

Bistec Con Queso

The correct and only way to order a Philly cheese steak.

I would like to order a Bistec Con Queso and a large coke.

by M.A.B. June 11, 2006

Red-Con One

A loaded weapon with a round in its chamber, but with the safety on.

First squad! Let's go, we are red-con one! No firing unless ordered!

by Kriegsmarine January 21, 2009

Def Con Triangle

An attempt to pleasure a women by sticking 4 fingers up the vagina and 4 others up the ass hole and connecting thumbs while attempting to touch the finger's tips together to form a triangle

Jake wanted to pleasure Karen, who had been pleasured many times before, so he gave her the Def Con Triangle for all out pleasure.

by Jake b December 29, 2005

mojon con pelo

A hairy mojon; an annoying person or a person who ruins everything.

Homer: "Hey ,Lenny, you wanna go skydiving?"

Lenny: "Ehh."

by Julian Alvarez December 24, 2003

chilli con queso

When a girl(she MUST be of Latin descent)smears her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys butt crack and then licks it out while the guy poops

"that spanish chick totally gave me a chilli con queso this weekend"

by Justin :) February 26, 2008