left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 08, 2013
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comment hustling

Reading the comments of someone’s posts on Social Media. Stalking someone’s Post. Being Nosey reading the comments. Gaining entertainment or humor from a post as if you were watching a movie. Some will steal other people’s humor through Comment Hustling.
I was just Comment Hustling.
Not here to Post, I was just Comment Hustling.
by The older Twin March 04, 2018
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Commenting

No it’s not commenting.

Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Homer comment

To make a comment that is completely idiotic and moronic.
To say the Cowboys are America's team is a homer comment
by HTTR4LIFE June 15, 2016
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comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.
When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating
by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024
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Used by youtube NPC kids to get easy likes, frowned upon most social media communities
Like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*

*Insert something trying to point to the like button*
by iiLH February 07, 2024
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elephant comment

a comment that is so eloquent and witty that it's awesomeness is as gigantic as an elephant
I was trying to come up with an elephant comment to compliment your appearance, but I drew a blank.
by gesischmesi June 28, 2018
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