Colin

Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10

Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth

by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019

Colin McCormick

A rare, exotic type of oceanic sea otter. He's also a b****

oof, now we have to execute the Colin McCormick for is interference in the 2016 election.

by ttv. bounzl April 2, 2019

colin pickard

One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.

Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!

by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019

Colonary

Usually caused by a sudden shock or surprise!
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.

Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,

You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.

Ex:

Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...

by C U Next Tuesday in Hell! January 4, 2020

cholina

The name cholina describes true beauty. people named cholina take pride in being rude to their siblings, eating ValentineS day kit-kats, and lastly buying really mean cats. the creator of this name was ALL SUPREME LORD.

CHOLINA SHE ALWAYS STEALS PEOPLE VALENTINES DAY KIT-KATS

by All supreme lord April 23, 2020

Colin

Someone who has never once lost in 8ball.

Colin is good at 8ball

by Colin8ball May 16, 2020

Colin Laws

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader

Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!

by The Weirdo Potato July 3, 2020