The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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1. One who gives head.
2. Worthless person.
3. A worse insult for a man because of the implication of homosexuality which is an unnatural act in comparison with women sucking dicks.
2. Worthless person.
3. A worse insult for a man because of the implication of homosexuality which is an unnatural act in comparison with women sucking dicks.
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Get the Cocksucker mug.1.) An alcoholic drink, usually served in a shot - made from Bailey's, Kahlua, and buttershots (sometimes with vodka)
2.) The two main characters from the movie "Brokeback Mountain"
2.) The two main characters from the movie "Brokeback Mountain"
1.) When she got to the bar, Lacy ordered a Cowboy Cocksucker.
2.) The characters from "Brokeback Mountain" could also be called cowboy cocksuckers.
2.) The characters from "Brokeback Mountain" could also be called cowboy cocksuckers.
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Get the cocksucker mug.Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
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