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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
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cockbucket

Someone who is being a douche bag, stupid shit, or just plain moronic
Wow your mom is a cockbucket
by kevbo February 13, 2004
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cocksucker

1. One who gives head.
2. Worthless person.
3. A worse insult for a man because of the implication of homosexuality which is an unnatural act in comparison with women sucking dicks.
Sigmund Freud said a cigar is just a cigar sometimes, however, sometimes it's a big brown dick with a business criminal asshole cocksucker sucking on the wet end of it.
by fresh_lunatic May 8, 2006
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Cocksucker

someoe who sucks cocks hard.
many ugly slags - you know who you are! (plus some real fit babes)
by Claire Short MP June 4, 2003
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Cowboy Cocksucker

1.) An alcoholic drink, usually served in a shot - made from Bailey's, Kahlua, and buttershots (sometimes with vodka)

2.) The two main characters from the movie "Brokeback Mountain"
1.) When she got to the bar, Lacy ordered a Cowboy Cocksucker.

2.) The characters from "Brokeback Mountain" could also be called cowboy cocksuckers.
by carolinagirl87 July 25, 2012
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cocksucker

A hungry person who really, really can't wait for the chicken soup to warm up
"couldn't you wait 3 minutes for me to reheat the can?"

-slurp-"nup"

"you're such a cocksucker"
by DrGroove_phd January 23, 2007
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Jace the cockblock

Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)
Jace the cockblock keeps stopping malec moments.
by cayibo January 16, 2019
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