1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.
2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)
2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)
1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.
2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.
2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.
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verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.
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