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monkey closet

don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
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artificial closeness

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."
by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022
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thanos in the closet

a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.
by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019
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closet bitch

A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.
Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch
by barrettday69 March 16, 2010
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Closet WoWer

someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.
by Stefan is cool December 9, 2008
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Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!
Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!
by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009
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Close to the flagpole

Term used in the military or government to describe being near a headquarters. The flagpole is often located near this building. Its not someplace most people want to be since it usually involves political infighting, following all rules to the letter and bureaucratic drudgery.

This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.
I've been goofing off way out here but they're moving me close to the flagpole.
by sfmc98 September 30, 2009
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