chub-conscious

(Adjective)
1.To not be mentally and or physically prepared for your penis to be displayed.
2.To have a half-chub and your penis be exposed without your readiness.

1. My girlfriend and I were making out and she was ready for my dick but i was chub-conscious that i wasn't ready just yet.
2. She pulled down my pantaloons and i became very chub-conscious about the entire situation.

by snyp3r1 March 10, 2014

chub nips

Girls that think they have big tits but they're just from fat

Damn she's got some big tits

No look at her mushroom top. Those are just chub nips

by Mriknowitallmorethanyou October 21, 2015

chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.

Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”

by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023

Ocean Chub

Erection caused by moving water flopping around and stimulating your genitals. Can be amplified by loose fitting, silky swim trunks.

I cannot get out of the water right now until my ocean chub deflates.

by Uhuhoxidized May 28, 2024

Chub Tub

A derogatory term for people who are overweight. For people typically named Matthew.

"Fuck you"

" U can't talk you chub tub"

by Georgio Doumani November 10, 2021

Chub

Chub is a cute nickname for a person who is chubby, but not too chubby. And that is cute and a complete cuddle bug.

My girlfriend is such a cute chub, I stg.~

Red likes chubs, they cuddly asf.

by Bennie the BunFox May 21, 2019

boom chub

really huge vagina

did u see that boom chub, that shit was gross

by Hatson27365 October 3, 2016