Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 04, 2021

chocolate gravy

When a man asks another man to human centipede him after a juice diet.

Hey Dave! Give me some of that chocolate gravy!

by Whoispete May 28, 2017

Chocolate Spit

The strange phenomenon when eating chocolate where the chocolate and your saliva mix

I'm choking on Chocolate Spit

by RAADP303 January 24, 2018

Chocolate Cannoli

Another word for the asshole.

I put my tongue in her chocolate cannoli.

by Miss.Machete March 15, 2018

Chocolate Sunset

Butt play at or around sunset ( i.e. before dinner) on a private balcony or patio

We enjoyed a chocolate sunset before our romantic, candlelit dinner

by ArubaSal March 21, 2022

Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.

Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014

chocolate handy

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum

I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.

by WrestlingMom April 28, 2017