cat

Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.

Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule

by ´´´= September 13, 2017

cat

An alert and graceful animal, usually a domesticated member of the Felidae (cat) family, characterized by its sleek, slender body, four legs, and long tail. It is known for its intelligence, agility, and affectionate nature.

This cat had no whiskers.

by cavstock February 28, 2023

cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

cat

annoying feline creatures

the cat got stuck in the tree in a cartoon so they call the entire fire department to get them down even though they can just jump

by the person who exists February 17, 2022

cat

also known as sex kitten;
the hottest chick you willl evvvver see or meet.
she turns gay guys straight. a lot of ugly ass bitches are jealous because they want to look like her.
she is every guys helen.

guy: dayummm that is one fine ass cat! shittt.
girl: omg i wish i looked like her, but i'm an ugly bitch!

by iwillpwnUn00b February 21, 2009

cats

1. Old school 70's slang

1. What up, cool cats, quit bein squares and take this grass, man, its gonna be sweet.

by Caesar Pavlivs "Big O" Xabbunius February 23, 2004

Cats

Used in Toronto - Mississauga as slang for Cigarettes.

"Yo, you got cats?"

or

"Wana go for a Cat"

by SubzyHubz February 28, 2012