Caris

Caris is the ship name between Paris and Calum Hood. Caris is the cutest ship and everyone should ship it because it is better than everything.

"omg who is your otp?"
"CARIS IS MY OTP BECAUSE IT IS SO CUTE"

by calumhoodismybf June 1, 2013

giorgio's caress

the roommate who enters your bathroom while you secretly spank the pud and asks if you need a HAND

Matt, did you give Wes the giorgio's caress last night??

Matt, I sure did enjoy your giogio's caress for my afternoon delight.

Matt, I think you need to give John giorgio's caress.

by Wes the roommate April 24, 2006

Japanese cars

the EPITOME (wtf is an opitime ya retard) of a well-rounded car that has enough performance for the average driver and the capabilities to become a high-performance vehicle for car enthusiasts. a car that operates perfectly fine without requiring one to deplete his or her bank account to fill up a gas tank. a car that, with the CORRECT modifications, will compete with and hold its own against any american muscle car. a car that doesn't pour out gallons and gallons of smog and pollution. a car that is safe, reliable, durable, and will not break down after 100,000 miles.

Japanese cars are on the road 10, even 15 years after they were bought. AMAZING

by Thinks James Lowe is a retard June 5, 2005

imported cars

weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.

2 fast 2 furious

by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003

Algerian caress

When I slap my wife really hard to show her how much I love her..

Algerian love slap slapping Algerian caress

by Djamb June 11, 2011

Caress

To gently rub or stroke someone's body in a loving manner

Craig : Wow don't you just love it when Kiersten spreads her legs!
Chad : Damn that Jake is one lucky guy he get's to Caress her pussy, legs & breast's!
Craig : Oh God Damn! I may have to Caress the old sasuage myself!
Chad : Yeah you can Caress mine too if you want!
Craig : Dude That's Sick!
Steve : Hey Chad would you like me to Caress you bologna?
Chad : That would be great cause I'm super hard & don't forget the balls!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! A cum facial!
Chad : Oh Steve let me Caress your face!
Steve : Oh Chad your cum is so amazing!
Craig : I think I'm gonna puke!

by SlopNChop May 8, 2018

Japanese cars

Any vehicle made by a Japanese company. Contrary to the common myth, God does NOT personally make them and send them down in little wicker baskets to their proud new owners. They are sometimes assembled in America, sometimes in Japan, but the money always goes to the Japanese company that makes them, so they are foreign vehicles, by definition. (See also: "United Auto Worker" and "Starvation in America") Japanese cars are always cheap and junky, although sometimes they are wrapped in expensive plastic or leather, to give the impression of quality. "Giving the impression..." is what Japanese cars do best (see also: "Pearl Harbor Sneak Attack") because they usually do this for 3 or 4 years, and then they disappear, never to be seen or heard from again. You can usually see the process of Japanese cars returning to the earth beginning on 4-5 year-old examples, usually manifesting as rust holes around the rear wheels. There is much mythology surrounding "older" Japanese cars, but, like the Loch Ness Monster, no one ever actually sees an "older" Japanese car. Compare this to 15-30 year old American cars, which can be seen on a daily basis. (As a curiosity, some people have pointed out that American cars can not attain 100,000 miles or more. This is true, all older American cars have 5-digit odometers, therefore they can not ever hit 100,000 miles, and so they automatically self-destruct at 99,999 miles.) When General Motors and Ford go out of business, Japanese cars will suddenly triple in price, and the American government will contract with Japan for all war vehicles in the future. Of course, Japan is a peaceful nation (see: "Bataan Death March", "Kamikaze", "Comfort Women", "Japanese War Crimes") so with their leadership, there will likely never be another war in the world.

We are still looking for older Japanese cars to use as examples.

by Mikey Wheels November 10, 2006