When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
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question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
12:58
*hugs ██████*
12:59
question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
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A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger
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