sugar cannon

Noun: referring to a a penis that: produces a lot of semen during ejaculation, is capable of shooting large distances, can shoot semen with great force, or any combination of the three.

Verb: to sugar cannon; sugar cannoning. The act of shooting a lot of semen or shooting semen a long distance during ejaculation.

"i'm gonna suck your sugar cannon so hard" (noun)

or

"i want you to sugar cannon the fuck all over my face" (verb)

by andrewandrew August 20, 2012

dueling cannons

When 2 Lesbians are having sex with a double sided dildo and they are farting back and forth while having sex.

While having sex Lisa and Amy were dueling cannons.

by bigbigbigq March 25, 2010

Bobby Cannon

The saltiest, most unindependent degenerate to exist on this mortal coil

Person 1:Wow I just fought a king k main
P2: He was probably a bobby cannon
P1: Yh fam u right

by Fuck bobby cannon, honestly December 22, 2018

ass cannon

So one person takes a really huge hit off the bong and holds the hit in. He then goes over to the other person, who is lying on the floor with their ass in the air, and blows the smoke into his ass. The second person then farts the smoke back into the first person's face who then proceeds to huff it hard. This requires an air-tight seal from lip-to-lip (lips to asshole). This technique is popular in prisons utilizing crystal meth, and both people involved get blazed as fuck.

Dude, do you want an ass cannon?

Yeah man, ass cannon me quick!

by TheOneCleanHippie October 31, 2011

Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.

Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.

by Non noob420 October 26, 2009

colin cannon

the epitomy of eating babies

Colin Cannon ate my babies the other day. And I liked it..

by Hannibal lector January 9, 2005

[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011