Capitol Hilldos

A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.

Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 29, 2020

California sunrise

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.

I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.

by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020

Calisto

An amazing nice person who will always have your back and will be one of your best friends.

Omfg it's calisto give him to me
No he's bloody mine

by Onymoussßsssss November 3, 2020

Calitrocity

The cutest guy in the world. Tiny penis though. Eats his own shit then shits it out and eats it again. If he sees a black person then he will go into a coma for the next 48 hours. Is a great person to tell all your extremely personal secrets to but is prone to outbursts of autistic screaming.

I just heard a Calitrocity hiding on the ceiling from all the jews.

by high five ghost but alive November 29, 2020

California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.

I California slammed her ass last night.

by breztri February 22, 2021

Californian man

some guy on discord who somehow is correct by his name. he likes communism and he has an obsession with arson but never seems to commit arson

discord user: @Californian man do u actually live in california?
Californian man: yes

by Californian Man January 21, 2021

California

California is like the popular kid but as a state. All it does is throw party’s and start fires but it will never amount to anything. It has a new drug problem each year. One year it’s marijuana, and the next year it’s vape

Friend 1: Yo you wanna go to California dude!

Friend 2: No I don’t feel like dying of a trig overdose while on fire.

by Moldybigdaddy February 2, 2021