Bowl of Cereal

To jack off or flick the bean

Aaron: I have 1 bowl of cereal everyday
Gavin: Rookie numbers, I have 4 a day

by kittiesfunnies March 26, 2021

Cereal

a soup

ah yes i love cereal its my favourite soup

by waarheidgever February 1, 2021

Business cereal

A bowl of cereal that has just enough milk to make it through 1 bowl. The top cereal usually is just damp not wet, usually eaten before the cereal gets soggy.

Since I had to leave early I had some business cereal before I left.

by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

Cereal

Serious

Person1: I heard she makes, like, a million bucks.
Person2: Are you cereal?

Two known appropriate responses are:
Person 1: Special-K - I have no Idea, I'm just talking.
Person 1: Total - absolutely.

by jjjjon September 12, 2017

Veggie Cereal

Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).

Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.

by Jcole19 December 4, 2018