crap daddy

1. A declarative statement or expression of frustration.

2. Person who overloads you with work (i.e. your boss)

"Crap daddy! I'm getting pulled over."

"The crap daddy's pilin' it on."

by hk1976 November 9, 2006

crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or othwrwise tell or relay lies and propaganda.

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

by taoteqingren December 11, 2006

crapnap

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

by McLandshark March 22, 2007

Crap-o-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.

Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.

by Dasch March 12, 2009

Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

crapplication

Software applications that are poorly architected, designed, implemented and supported but immensely popular with end users due to vertical functionality that is perceived to be unavailable elsewhere. Crapplications are the bane of an IT professional's life.

The business has chosen yet another crapplication to foist upon our defenceless infrastructure

by SufferingIT November 16, 2009

Crapsturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011