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Buttinoed

To be penetrated anally (particularly males) with a baked dough phallus. Buttinos are usually found in the wild at lengths of 12-18 inches (don't act like you're not impressed), and can grow to be as large as three feet if you're really adventurous. Variations can include items such as black olives, alfredo sauce (great for simulating semen!), tomatoes (open sores, you know what that's like) and spaghetti noodles often symbolizing pubic hair.
Andrew's butt was sore this morning because he was Buttinoed all night long.
Practical use:
Friend A: "That girl's so hot!"
Friend B: "Yeah, but I hear that Stephen Buttinoed her until she bled last night. Dirty."
by Dylan R. November 24, 2007
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Kinko Batting

Kinky sex using a bat as a woopie stick (skin lolipop). While doing it deep throat style.
Wow sloan's mom is kinko batting tonight.
by Brandon Micheal Sloan May 29, 2003
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batting practice

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?
Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.
by Joe Show October 27, 2007
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shit busting

he done shit busting when going for a party
by donzgl4 September 29, 2011
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Busting an O

Having an orgasm.
This massage felt so good that I almost busted an O.

Or

Brad is in the other room with Kayla; they're busting an O.
by PaperTowns September 22, 2010
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busting the piggy

Referred in a financial situation where you put out exponential amount of funds to pay for an expensive item or for a loan, check, car, etc.
man1 My girlfriend wants the 16 GB apple iPad but it costs $500!

man2 Looks like you'll be busting the piggy to get it for her birthday.

girl1 O-M-G! I love this dress! I'm totally buying this!

girl2 Whoa. Look at the price tag. You'll pig bust just buying one dress!

girl1 Hey, no prob. I stole my parents' credit card!

girl2 Awesome!
by mongal22 October 20, 2010
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Batting for Darrington

Lesbian. Used by fans of The Archers radio soap.
by Oldlozzer October 28, 2014
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